We got some new neighbors up in these here parts. Got us a whole turkey family. The other day they were in the cow field and some rude neighbor dogs were trying to eat them. These giant turkeys flew all over the place. One landed in our tree and another on our roof. They are the worst, most ungraceful flying things ever. One landed on a tall awning and I swear I didn't think it could figure out how to get down. They are real dumb. They do gobble but they also make this awful sound. Sounds like they are dying! Oh and I was just informed that there are wild pigs in the woods with razor sharp tusks. Awesome! Also some kind of half rat half beaver thing that can swim and is as big as a dog is around. Sounds like a nightmare.
No pictures of the turkeys yet or rat beast but check out my sweet new ride!